The new trendy food to serve as an appetizer at your next party is the butter board. It's exactly what it sounds like. You slather a sh*t ton of butter all over a board, then add herbs and spices for a savory board, or jam and honey for a sweet board. Good lord, we looked at charcuterie boards and thought, "meat and cheese? We can get worse for you than THAT!"
Oh. Oh I see the problem. Look:
They're whipping out those little edible flowers and posting it all on instagram. Ugh, we internet people love some aesthetic eating. Just put some daises on the table and try eating fruit. God save the arteries.